Harry Hurl

“Ink, a Drug.”
― Vladimir Nabokov, Bend Sinister

“A lie will gallop halfway round the world before the truth has time to pull its breeches on. —CORDELL HULL, secretary of state to President Franklin Delano Roosevelt”
― Max Brooks, Devolution: A Firsthand Account of the Rainier Sasquatch Massacre

“Frankly, Olan couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a ping pong paddle.”
― Kyle Keyes, Worm Holes

“In Nigeria, or Ghana, for that matter, no one grabs you by the ear
to march you off to the police station. Vigilante justice is much
faster and more effective.”
― Kwei Quartey, Last Seen in Lapaz