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“every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. The sitter is merely the accident, the occasion. It is not he who is revealed by the painter; it is rather the painter who, on the coloured canvas, reveals himself.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.”
― Ernestine Ulmer