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“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less. ”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

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“My love may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you can’t taste it. (It tastes like a sonic boom, only not as bitter).”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

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“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

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“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because I can speak it silently and without listening and while my back is turned.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

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