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“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“When I’m asleep I’m a politician, and when I’m awake I’m a criminal. Throughout the day and night, my mentality never changes.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“We have to learn to walk before we can run”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades Darker