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“The Beasties’ TV interlocutor tried to engage them on the subject of flag-burning, to which Adam Horovitz responded deadpan, while staring into the sky, “Nice flag! Flags are cool. I like flags.”
― Dan LeRoy, For Whom the Cowbell Tolls: 25 Years of Paul's Boutique

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx