Mano

“Will," she said softly, sleepily. "Last night--" You were kind to me, she was going to say. Thank you.

The glare from his blue eyes stabbed through her. "There was no last night," he said through his teeth.

At that, she sat up straight, almost awake. "Oh, truly? We just went right from one afternoon on through till the next morning? How odd no one else remarked on it. I should think it some miracle, a day with no night--”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title