Frederick Lidman

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.”
― William Shakespeare, Hamlet

“I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no.”
― Henry V.