Kelcie

“We're like the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, then eat the little brats alive.”
― Orson Scott Card, Ender’s Game

“Sleep tight, ya morons!”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above my head, and he cleared his throat.

It's okay,' I said. 'I know I'm blue.'

It caught me by surprise,' he said. 'I didn't want to seem rude.”
― Janet Evanovich, Fearless Fourteen

“Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up