Bridget Elaine

“On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.”
― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays

“all my bounce has gone flat, like soda with the top left off. ”
― Charlaine Harris, Sookie Stackhouse 8 Volume Set

“It is strange how we hold on to the pieces of the past while we wait for our futures.”
― Ally Condie, Matched

“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flushes. It’s a diet soda, so it’s less filling and more fattening.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title