John Stone

“What do you do when it rains?"
The captain answered frankly. "I get wet.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive.”
― Joseph Heller, Closing Time

“Men," he began his address to the officers, measuring his pauses carefully. "You're American officers. The officers of no other army in the world can make that statement. Think about it.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22