Deborah

“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.”
― Cole Porter

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
― Joan Rivers

“I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
― Noel Coward