Tea

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
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― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the person behind the trigger.”
― Taylor Swift

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“I believe in roses. Oh God, yes! I do believe in roses! And I believe in lots and lots and lots of them, too!”
― C. JoyBell C.