Morjemke

“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.”
― Lemony Snicket

“It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”
― Lemony Snicket

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”
― Lemony Snicket