Elizabeth

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”
― Robert Frost

“You damn morphodite, I'll kill you!”
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird