Malek

“America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.”
― Iris Marion Young

“I've never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. "He's X big and Y long," As if the baby is a fish you're not sure you're going to keep. Or some prize potato you're hoping will win a prize at the county fair.”
― Patrick Rothfuss

“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale