Christopher Patton

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”
― Bill Cosby

“Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
― Mark Twain

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein