Christopher Patton

“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?”
― Mark Twain

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.”
― Mark Twain

“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”
― Bill Cosby