Anna

“I made a mental note that if I ever wanted to try some therapeutic screaming, the acoustics in here were great.”
― Ciara Smyth, Not My Problem

“Please, God, don't be out of battery, you piece of shit, please, God."
One of the lesser-known prayers. You heard it around, sure, but only if you stuck it out to the end of the rosary.”
― Ciara Smyth, Not My Problem

“This is what you get for being a Good Samaritan. You die in a girls' locker room at the hands of a deranged overachiever.”
― Ciara Smyth, Not My Problem

“One time," Kavi started, and I pinched the bridge of my nose before the story even got going, "when I was little I told my brother that he should get in the tumble dryer and we'd turn it one and see what happened and then my mam founded me trying to help him in, you know like stuffing his limbs in there, and she almost had a heart attack and started screaming that appliances are not for people and then she told my brother to get out of the tumble dryer and never go in there again, but when he tried to get out again he was stuck and we has to call the fire brigade to cut him out of it. then we didn't have a tumble dryer for ages but now we have one that's a washing machine and a tumble dryer in one.”
― Ciara Smyth, Not My Problem