Mac Butron

“Aurelia was just about to take a sip of a mimosa when Mother Guardian snatched the flute away and promptly downed the drink in one gulp. Burping unashamedly, she said, "We can't have the validity of the marriage contracts jeopardized because the bride got rat-assed on her wedding day.”
― Therisa Peimer, Taming Flame

“We're working-class people, which means we don't get rich or have maids. Be content with what you are and what you have.”
― Colleen McCullough, The Thorn Birds

“Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.”
― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

“What’s “ague?”‘ Raya asked.
‘Malaria.’ Oscar said.
‘Oh, great.’
‘Hey, you want plague? They got that too.’ Raya ignored
the cat.”
― Sara Pascoe, Being a Witch, and Other Things I Didn't Ask For