Joaquin

“And when Hugh would grow progressively Gandhi on me, I'd remind him that these were pests---disease carriers who feasted upon the dead and then came indoors to dance upon our silverware.”
― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

“Thou Shalt Not is soon forgotten, but Once Upon a Time is forever.”
― Phillip Pullman

“Power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed.”
― Wally Lamb, I Know This Much Is True

“Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard