Stanley

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger