Tunde

“When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me a podium and a microphone. I’ll also need a screen, a projector, and a laser pointer.”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

“It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.”
― Mira Grant, Feed

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.