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“(I lifted two hundred pounds today, Tenth once bragged to Fourth after a triumphant afternoon at the gym, flexing his arms and chest.
Why? Fourth had asked. We have machines to do that for us now.
It was a genuine inquiry, but Tenth had tackled him and held him in a headlock until Fourth admitted that lifting heavy weights was a reasonable pursuit despite mankind's significant mechanical progress.)”
― Shalom Auslander, Mother for Dinner

“Czasami warto zrobić sobie dziecko, bo kto ci zamówi pomniczek - siostrzenica, piąta woda po kisielu?”
― Łukasz Barys, Kości, które nosisz w kieszeni

“Człowiek się w kole stresu obraca jak chomik.”
― Grzegorz Uzdański, Wypiór

“I said, Jesus Christ, are all people assholes? And he said, Yes. They are. From birth. He said that in the womb, we start as a tiny little group of cells–a blastula, he called it. The cell burst, and form an opening. In some creatures, that opening becomes the mouth. In others it becomes anus.
An anus?
An asshole, said Zero. That's the first organ to form; everything else comes after that. And so all creatures are either Mouth Firsts or Asshole Firsts. Guess which type humans are. We're assholes, Seventh, from day one. Every one of us. Gandhi was an asshole, Stalin was an asshole, Jesus was an asshole. Take everything else away–class, education, race, religion, appearance, rank–and essentialy, we're all just a bunch of assholes. It literally explains everything–Mudd, Unclish, you, me, religion, war, politics. Everything.”
― Shalom Auslander, Mother for Dinner