Alex

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger