Alanis Gonzalez

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
― Robert Benchley

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Do one thing every day that scares you.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite