David Magidson

“I think you're turning into a tree," said Reven. "Forsooth, you see what the trees see. You'll be spouting leaves next.”
― Sage Blackwood, Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

“All hobbits, of course, can cook, for they begin to learn the art before their letters (which many never reach);”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord Of The Rings: One Volume

“At every level, vital instructions were missing, and the instructions about what to do in the event of discovering that vital instructions were missing, were also missing.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless