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“Crocodiles?” Murray gasped, then turned his eyes to the heavens. “What did I ever do to deserve this?” “Attempted murder, for one,” Zoe answered, then ticked more things off on her fingers. “Plus terrorism, assassination, destruction of public property, and being an all-around jerk. The question is really, what haven’t you done to deserve this?”
― Spy School Goes South
― Spy School Goes South
“Reprehensible,” Erica suggested. “Repugnant. Odious. Loathsome. Abhorrent. Subhuman”
― Spy School Goes South
― Spy School Goes South
“Dad often said that if J.J. McCracken set his money on fire, the next day, burned dollars would be worth more than gold.”
― Belly Up
― Belly Up
“MOOCH-ASS GRASSY-ASS, AMIGO!” Edna yelled.”
― Spy School Goes South
― Spy School Goes South
“Edna turned out to be the type of American who mistakenly believed the way to make herself understood to the hotel staff was to speak English very loud and slow, as if that would magically turn it into Spanish. “EXCUSE ME!” she shouted at the waiter. “CAN I HAVE A DRINK?” The waiter proffered the tray and replied in perfect English. “Of course, Mrs. Farkle.” “MOOCH-ASS GRASSY-ASS, AMIGO!” Edna yelled.”
― Spy School Goes South
― Spy School Goes South
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