Janyce Stayer

“I'll not punish you for having an imagination.”
― Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

“Poetry begins in trivial metaphors, pretty metaphors, "grace" metaphors, and goes on to the profoundest thinking that we have. Poetry provides the one permissible way of saying one thing and meaning another. People say, "Why don’t you say what you mean?" We never do that, do we, being all of us too much poets. We like to talk in parables and in hints and in indirections — whether from diffidence or some other instinct.”
― Robert Frost

“I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“On the end of my bed. He’s short, round and bald, with a tartan loin cloth, and what looks like a spout on the top of his head,’ Bryony said. ‘You flatter me,’ came the snide male voice. ‘But it’s a valve.”
― Sara Pascoe, Being a Witch, and Other Things I Didn't Ask For