Jarrett

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.”
― Steven Moffat

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield