Xrhstos

“There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.”
― Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
― Woody Allen

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
― Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
― Woody Allen