Scott Owens

“Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me what makes skies so blue,
And I'll tell you why I love you.

Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine,
Tropisms make the ivy twine,
Raleigh scattering make skies so blue,
Testicular hormones are why I love you. ”
― Isaac Asimov

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
― Bill Watterson