Ameema

“For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)”
― Frankie Boyle

“I hear they make greeting cards now
to thank your therapist... for NOTHING”
― Casey Renee Kiser, Swan Wreck

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”
― Jess C. Scott, Literary Heroin (Gluttony): A Twilight Parody

“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl