JM

“squernt” (“the feeling upon finding that the previous occupant of the privy has used all the paper”)”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“fleeing into aphorisms, the last refuge of an adult under siege.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“Terry Pratchett lives in England, an island off the coast of France, where he spends his time writing Discworld novels in accordance with the Very String Anthropic Principle, which holds that the entire Purpose of the Universe is to make possible a being that will live in England, an island off the coast of France, and spend his time writing Discworld novels. Which is exactly what he does. Which proves the whole business true. Any questions?”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“The light was misty and actinic, the sort of light to make Steven Spielberg reach for his copyright lawyer.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites