Jade

“He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man."
"Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's a big fat butterfly. What the hell am I supposed to do?"
There was another hesitation. "I'm not sure. You don't happen to have a large net handy, do you?"
"I want to hit him. I want to hit YOU, but I also want to hit him.”
― Derek Landy, Kingdom of the Wicked

“You don't treat me like a child."
He smiled. "Of course I do, but you seem to have this ridiculous notion that being treated like a child means to be treated with less respect than an adult.”
― Derek Landy, The Faceless Ones

“It was an ugly kid, though. Did you see it? It's like it had two half-finished faces pushed together." -Skulduggery”
― Darek Landy

“Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.”
― Derek Landy, Mortal Coil