Kellie Holly

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anais Nin