Colton Bencomo

“He's the guy that the joke was wrote about: 'Is he a criminal lawyer?' 'Yes, very.”
― Dashiell Hammett, Red Harvest

“I knew I rode a rugged crest of turmoil that might crash on the rocky shore of irrational behavior.”
― Gabriel F.W. Koch, Death Leaves a Shadow

“It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.”
― Christopher Moore, Sacre Bleu: A Comedy d Art

“    The weapon gave a rusty croak. ‘I don’t normally do weather reports anymore,’ the gun informed him politely.
     ‘Why is that?’
     ‘Ever since the demise of the old metropolis, there has been no control of the weather systems. Anyone who would have appreciated a weather forecast perished an awful long time ago. Besides, every time I started to inform my potential victims of the current cloud formations, or wind velocity, or barometric pressure, or potential precipitation, they simply ran away.”
― A.R. Merrydew, Our Blue Orange