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Bananapants
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“Where’s that apron of apathy I bought you for Christmas? How about the insoles of indifference for your birthday, huh? What’s with this cardigan of curiosity? Take it off, it’s not your color.”
“But she had one powerful and far more ridiculous tool in her arsenal. Spite.”
― Apprentice to the Villain
― Apprentice to the Villain
“I think I am very sad. But I won’t be forever.”
― Apprentice to the Villain
― Apprentice to the Villain
“He would follow her off a cliff without question. And Evie knew she was in love with him. Right then, right there.”
― Apprentice to the Villain
― Apprentice to the Villain
“I’m going to remove my sandals,” she warned, carefully moving to the ties going all the way up her calves. “Why are you telling me that?” “Because my ankles are about to be fully exposed, and I don’t want to give you a stroke.”
― Accomplice to the Villain
― Accomplice to the Villain
“I do not lack equilibrium,” she argued. “The ground merely lacks the courtesy of letting me know when it is coming closer.”
― Apprentice to the Villain
― Apprentice to the Villain
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