Joseph

“For a certain kind of person there is literally nothing nicer than eating breakfast by yourself on a moving train with a good book.”
― Lev Grossman, The Silver Arrow

“The human brain is the universe's most implausible science experiment.”
― Will Boast, Daphne

“No one gets away with committting murder on the premises."
"No exceptions?" she asked.
His smile was as cold as his eyes. "One exception."
"You," she said.
"Me."
She took a short, tight breath.
"But you didn't kill Gloria Maitland," she said.
"What makes you so sure I didn't murder her?"
"You're a magician. You would have done a better job of it.”
― Amanda Quick, The Girl Who Knew Too Much

“It was never wise to challenge fate to a Hold my beer contest.”
― Yasmine Galenorn, Midnight Web