Joseph

“...Jonathan is an old friend from Unstable."
Connolly frowns. "Does he have a magical power?"
"He doesn't need one." I take out my phone. "He's a librarian.”
― Kelley Armstrong, Cursed Luck

“Magic is just magic!” Jackaby threw up his hands. “It’s not inherently special or strange or dangerous! It’s everywhere! It’s already all around you! If just being magical meant that something was dangerous, you’d have long since been killed by a butterfly, or a bubble, or an apple turnover.” “Those things aren’t magical.” “Of course they’re magical! Argh! You infuriating man! If a unicorn came and sat in the corner of your office every day, then by the end of the year you’d be hanging your coat on its horn. There is magic in your life! Not appreciating it does not make it any less magical. Yes, some of that magic is dangerous, but so are scissors and electricity and politics—and plenty of other completely human inventions!”
― William Ritter, The Dire King

“I've always said, stuff the engagement ring! Just build me a really big library.”
― Emma Watson

“The human brain is the universe's most implausible science experiment.”
― Will Boast, Daphne