Harley

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid