Janey Guda

“She's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her. She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable.”
― Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

“I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.”
― Stanley Baldwin

“Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.”
― Woody Allen

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
― Will Rogers