“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called.
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― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
“If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”
― It Occurred to Me
― It Occurred to Me
“I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything.”
― $3.33
― $3.33
“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
Vivian’s 2024 Year in Books
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