Paul Raether

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”
― Woody Allen

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
― Woody Allen

“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.”
― Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay