Dave Stevens

“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage.”
― Woody Allen, Without Feathers

“H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either. They're spannered, rat-arsed, cabbaged, and hammered; ruined, legless, scorched, and blottoed; or simply trolleyed or sloshed. In Kerry, you're said to be flamin'; in Waterford, you're in the horrors; and in Cavan, you've gone baloobas, a tough one to wrap your tongue around if you ARE baloobas. In Donegal, you're steamin', while the afflicted in Limerick are out of their tree.”
― Bill Barich, A Pint of Plain

“The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination”
― George Bernard Shaw