Dave Cape

“A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.”
― Carl Jung

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”
― Mel Brooks

“The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.”
― Sloan Wilson, The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon