Susys

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
All the time.”
― Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life

“When I was your age, television was called books.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain