Jack Stultz

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?
Calvin: 957.”
― Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Technology - with all its promise and potential - has gotten so far beyond human control that its threatening the future of humankind.”
― Kim J. Vicente

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
― Henry Ford