“Fear was winning out over logic and her eyes darted about the kitchen, looking for something, anything she could use to take out the army of dildo stealing ninjas she was now absolutely certain were creeping just behind her, waiting to make their move.”
― Elf'd
― Elf'd
“My epiphany has been that none of you deserve me. You can look. You can fantasize. Like I've had to. Try to bring home a woman, and I'll make farting noises while wearing a dolphin costume and acting like I'm humping each of you. See how long you can hold an erection then.”
― Four Psychos
― Four Psychos
“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.”
― Four Psychos
― Four Psychos
“Her soul belongs to words and books. Every time she reads, she is home.”
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