“...and challenging your neighborhood to a round of competitive outdoor decorating. Because you’re not really celebrating the birth of Jesus unless your house can be spotted by passing aircraft.”
― Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
― Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel.”
― Driving Mr. Dead
― Driving Mr. Dead
“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.”
― Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
― Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed.”
― Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
― Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and long-held grudges. But overall, I'm a pretty likable person.”
― Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors
― Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors
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