George

“How was Frank ever going to achieve the big justification, which would take away all his guilt? He might never find a total justification, but he had to find an attitude. Every mistake in life, Tom thought, had to be met by an attitude, either the right attitude or the wrong one, a constructive attitude or self-destructive attitude.”
― Patricia Highsmith, The Boy Who Followed Ripley

“It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“I'm the king of the world!"
Oh, DiCaprio. Come on, man, calm down.”
― Genki Kawamura, If Cats Disappeared from the World