Mithras

“They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.”
― George Carlin

“My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.”
― George Carlin

“You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get past around a minute, minute-and-a-half, I gotta get the f*** outta there.”
― George Carlin, It's Bad for Ya