Mithras

“Whenever you hear the phrase zero tolerance, remember, someone is bullshitting you.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“Homemade is a myth. You want to know some things that are homemade? Crystal meth. Crack cocaine. A pipe bomb full of nails. Now we're talkin' homemade.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.”
― George Carlin