Hestia

“And then earlier than that there were the crusades. The crusades were totally fucked. Richard the Lionheart, who had the heart of a lion as well as his own. He ripped it out of the lion, and the lion was left with a bicycle pump and not much to do.”
― Eddie Izzard

“I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.”
― Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill

“You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!”
― Eddie Izzard

“I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.”
― Eddie Izzard